Okay, so, Pringles Xtreme FLAMIN' CHILLI SAUCE. I'm not really too fond of using "XTREME" in product names, but, jesus christ, if there's something that deserves it, this must be it.
When you open this tube, you will feel the stench of PURE PEPPERS, burning your eyes into a fine watery crisp. It has a spice meter on the label, going "fire", "two fires", "big fire" and "motherfucking fire extinguisher". Guess which one this falls into. Yeah. Fire extinguisher.
While I'm typing this post, my tongue is enduring the most pain it ever has from a snack. At first, these Pringles taste like any other, with its recognizable chip flavor, but, fast forwarding 5 seconds, you're in for a world of hurt. The key spice burns through your tastebuds while leaving a distinct onion and mustard-ish trace, bringing you to your knees with flavor.
In closing, eating one of these will make your tongue hell, and you will be the satan.
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Final thoughts: This snack is INCREDIBLY spicy, but it probably still loses in comparison with actual pepper condiments and such.
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